1. thirstiest:

    no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

    (via hitchhikinghighwayserendipity)

  2. You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

    picklerocket:

    allysbuddy:

    girlyshippings:

    superwholockfeels:

    image

    I got one ;-;

    Please? This looks fun

    I’ll answer as my stripey demon guy too!

    (Source: whendoesyourjourneyend, via eren-jaeger-the-avenger)

  3. popularboyfriend:

    guy:

    *slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

    hey look a $20 bill

    (Source: guy, via fucksgoingon)

  4. booglemoth:

    vissible-cracks:

    zachsgay:

    i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

    0x12=0

    image

    (via fucksgoingon)

  5. resetty:

    what if websites had closing hours

    (Source: pokabu, via hi)

  6. sosa-parks:

    During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

    (via cleo-dobson)

  7. buzzfeedceleb:

    em-azingg:

    Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

    Never forget.

    (via sodamnrelatable)

  8. amazign:

    reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon

    (via theonewhoranwithwolves)

  9. shslequius:

    mango is a funny word

    (via homo-jaeger)

  10. friendlyfisting:

    after the bottom leaves

    image

    (via lanadelgayest)

  11. (Source: nekomeov, via cherry-blossorn)

    vandigo:

    redsuns-n-orangemoons:

    shybairnsget-nowt:

    americas-liberty:

    Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

    Wow that is depressing. 

    okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

    let’s look into it.

    Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

    (via thedrawbridgethatismypants)